I just finished listening to my neighbours upstairs have the most insane domestic. Screaming, throwing shit, slamming - noSLAMMING doors and stomping across the floor. Are you serious? Are you both seriously in a relationship where you talk to each other like this? I feel like slipping a note under the door that's says "life is too short to fight like you two do" but I'm scared the dude will punch me in the face.